You're not drunk if you can lie on the road without holding on.”

Jupiter police released the March 22nd video of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa’s DUI arrest today, and although drinking and driving isn't funny, the DUI tests sure as hell are. The best part is La Russa butchering the alphabet. The second best part of this DUI test?
Cop 1: "You know who this is, right?"
Cop 2: "Tommy Lasorda."
Cop 1: "Tony La Russa."
Cop 2: "Oh yeah, I'm sorry, LaRussa."

Classic. Just beautiful.

WRIGLEY BLEACHER GIRLS

You asked for more! God bless bad girls!

She's a keeper

Not your normal seventh inning stretch at Wrigley VIDEO

THE FALL GUYS

MINNETONKA FALL LEAGUE SCORES

PT GENERAL 14 LEBEAU SIGNS 17
PT GENERAL 7 GIGGITY GIGGITY 6
PT GENERAL 9 MISFITS 19
PT GENERAL 22 BALZ DEEP 12
PT GENERAL 20 HJ SOFTWARE 11
PT GENERAL 11 BUSHWOOD CC 8
PT GENERAL 11 WILD TURKEYS 12
PT GENERAL 18 LONDON GENTLEMAN 22
PT GENERAL 26 ALLIANCE CAR RENT 23
PT GENERAL 23 DEAD MONEY 20

HOPKINS SUMMER STANDINGS

MAINSTREET 10-2

SPRINGFIELD 9-3

PT GENERAL 8-4

AL'S PLACE 6-6

MINNWEST BANK 4-8

WOODY'S 3-9

BOLLIG AND SONS 2-10

SPEILMANS 1-11

GREEN BAY PACKER CHEERLEADER

Coach, put me in, I got a play that will win the game!

Is that ball above your head?

Dan's Line Drive Goes Nowhere

Old Guy Moment

TEAMWORK

Anyone have any idea how many outs there are?

These fricken kids never listen

There may be life in those old bones

I'm just here for the Beer

Is that a 747?

A-RODS wife may be a free agent

Someone's got some 'splainin' to do!
That woman in the pic is apparently not Rodriguez's wife. The Post is chock full of details here. I am guessing that part will be extra-bothersome to Mrs. Rodriguez?

Take that, Derek Jeter.

He's got one of the hottest wives in sports, but she may be playin the free agent market soon. Just goes to show ya, "No matter how hot they are, some guy, somewhere, is tired of puttin up with their shit!!

Nobody on base? I'm goin for it!

He made 3 errors on that play, you can't give Darrin another phony hit!

I got it......you take it....

THROWIN THE STINKY CHEESE

AA MEETING NIGHT

Darrin has a fricken stat for that?

SCHEDULE HOPKINS/MINNETONKA LEAGUE

APRIL 24 6PM BUNNY'S PLAYBOYS SPRING TRAINING GAME

MAY 1 9:15 SPEILMANS 2 PT/GENERAL 12

MAY 8 7:05 BOLIG AND SONS 1O PT/GENERAL 24

MAY 15 9:15 WOODY'S GRILLERS 13 PT/GENERAL 23

MAY 22 8:10 MAINSTREET BAR 18 PT/GENERAL 17 (extra inning)

MAY 29 8:10 AL'S PLACE 16 PT/GENERAL 19

JUNE 5 7:05 SPRINGFIELD ZEPHYR'S 22

PT/GENERAL 16

JUNE 12 9:15 BUNNY'S PLAYBOYS 5 PT/GENERAL 15

JUNE 19 7:05 SPEILMANS 9 PT GENERAL 19

JUNE 26 8:10 BOLIG AND SONS 11 PT/GENERAL 12

JULY 10 6PM WOODY'S GRILLERS

JULY 17 8:10 MAINSTREET BAR

JULY 24 8:10 AL'S PLACE